This eBay advert had me in stitches. I especially like the bit about it looking alright in dim lighting! There is many a girl I know like that!
Anyway, enjoy! https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https://www.ebay.co.uk/ulk/itm/183824134291
Anyway, enjoy! https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https://www.ebay.co.uk/ulk/itm/183824134291