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What the Doctor Really Means When He Says...

"This should be taken care of right away."

I'd planned a trip to Hawaii next month but this is so easy and profitable that I want to fix it before it cures itself.

"Welllllll, what have we here..."

Since he hasn't the foggiest notion of what it is, the Doctor is hoping you will give him a clue.

"We'll see."

First I have to check my malpractice insurance.

"Let me check your medical history."

I want to see if you've paid your last bill before spending any more time with you.

"Why don't we make another appointment later in the week."

I need the money, so I'm charging you for another office visit.

"We have some good news and some bad news."

The good news is he's going to buy that new BMW, and the bad news is you're going to pay for it.

"How are we today?"

I feel great. You, on the other hand, look like crap.

"If it doesn't clear up in a week, give me a call."

I don't know what the heck it is. Maybe it will go away by itself.

"Everything seems to be normal."

I guess I can't buy that new beach condo after all.

"I'd like to run some more tests."

I can't figure out what's wrong. Maybe the kid in the lab can solve this one
 

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:lol :lol :lol

Instead of buying a BMW, for Ronan I think it's "Buy many little BMW's"! :lol
 

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:lol :lol :lol Some of those are a little too close to the truth at times I'll admit!!!

Lots of little cars is true!!! (But whenever I get in a couple of cheques for some work I've done I do think "thank goodness for sick people, they do pay the bills!!!")

But of course it is all lies!!! I do my job for the satisfaction alone of helping sick individuals get better!!! (Oh alright, I work for the money like most everyone else!!! :lol )
 

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I like to use this one:
"Will it hurt?"
"Some scream, but I never felt a thing."
The shock and dispair in children's eyes is priceless. :lol The whinning starts usually some seconds later.
 
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Ronan said:
road warrior said:
:lol :lol I'm never gonna visit Ronan's clinic now :teasing :lol
:lol :lol :lol Well, perhaps I'll give a discount to DX members!!!
if the discounts apply, maybe you can be our family doctor, and give us a diecast if we don't cry :danbanna :danbanna :lol
 

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road warrior said:
Ronan said:
road warrior said:
:lol :lol I'm never gonna visit Ronan's clinic now :teasing :lol
:lol :lol :lol Well, perhaps I'll give a discount to DX members!!!
if the discounts apply, maybe you can be our family doctor, and give us a diecast if we don't cry :danbanna :danbanna :lol
Good idea! It sure beats getting another lollipop from the doc. :lol
 

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StygianMax said:
road warrior said:
Ronan said:
road warrior said:
:lol :lol I'm never gonna visit Ronan's clinic now :teasing :lol
:lol :lol :lol Well, perhaps I'll give a discount to DX members!!!
if the discounts apply, maybe you can be our family doctor, and give us a diecast if we don't cry :danbanna :danbanna :lol
Good idea! It sure beats getting another lollipop from the doc. :lol
:lol :lol :lol That's for sure!!! :cheers
 
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LUW said:
I like to use this one:
"Will it hurt?"
"Some scream, but I never felt a thing."
The shock and dispair in children's eyes is priceless. :lol The whinning starts usually some seconds later.
:lol Our ped, we call him "Dr. Billy Goat Gruff" has the most abrupt manner, but he is straightforward and to the point. And man, can he make kids cry. :lol
 

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I also like to, as soon as the child enters my office, smile and ask "So, you came for your Benzetacil shot? In which ear do you want to take it?" to break the ice.
:tempted
PS: Benzetacil: benzatine peniciline, used intra-muscularly, and hurts like h*ll
 
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