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You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night, when you pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for the bus:

1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.

2. An old friend who once saved your life.

3. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.

Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there could only be one passenger in your car?

Think before you continue reading...

This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application.

You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus you should save her first; Or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance to pay him back. However, you may never be able to find your perfect mate again.

The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble coming up with his answer. He simply answered: "I would give the car keys to my old friend and let him take the lady to the hospital. I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the partner of my dreams."

Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn thought limitations. Never forget to "Think Outside of the Box."

However, The correct answer is to run the old lady over and put her out of her misery, have sex with the perfect partner against the bus stop sign, then drive off with the old friend for some beers.
 

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:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol That's excellent!!!

Anyway, she was old and probably had a good innings at the end of the day!!! Plus a few post coital beers is always a good thing!!! :lol :lol :lol
 
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:lol :lol :lol

How about give your buddy the key (to go get some beers) while you stay behind and have sex with the partner of your dreams & the old lady that's about to croak.

Hey, since she's gonna go anyways - might as well give her a going away present.

And the best part is - by the time your buddy makes it back with the beers, the old hack would have been dead and that only means one thing - MORE BEER for the living. :cheers

See? Everything worked out. The universe is in harmony once again. :happy
 
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Getter 3 said:
How about give your buddy the key (to go get some beers) while you stay behind and have sex with the partner of your dreams & the old lady that's about to croak.

Hey, since she's gonna go anyways - might as well give her a going away present.
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Getter 3 said:
:lol :lol :lol

How about give your buddy the key (to go get some beers) while you stay behind and have sex with the partner of your dreams & the old lady that's about to croak.

Hey, since she's gonna go anyways - might as well give her a going away present.

And the best part is - by the time your buddy makes it back with the beers, the old hack would have been dead and that only means one thing - MORE BEER for the living. :cheers

See? Everything worked out. The universe is in harmony once again. :happy
yeah everything except having sex with the dying old lady :scared :eek:hmy
 

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Getter 3 said:
:lol :lol :lol

How about give your buddy the key (to go get some beers) while you stay behind and have sex with the partner of your dreams & the old lady that's about to croak.

Hey, since she's gonna go anyways - might as well give her a going away present.

And the best part is - by the time your buddy makes it back with the beers, the old hack would have been dead and that only means one thing - MORE BEER for the living. :cheers

See? Everything worked out. The universe is in harmony once again. :happy
"I like you man, but...you're crazy!"

:puke :lol
 
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Getter 3 said:
:lol :lol :lol

How about give your buddy the key (to go get some beers) while you stay behind and have sex with the partner of your dreams & the old lady that's about to croak.

Hey, since she's gonna go anyways - might as well give her a going away present.

And the best part is - by the time your buddy makes it back with the beers, the old hack would have been dead and that only means one thing - MORE BEER for the living. :cheers

See? Everything worked out. The universe is in harmony once again. :happy
Where's that stunt-double robot when I need him? :eek:hmy
 
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