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Discussion Starter · #1 ·
I had the opportunity to study a bit on the European Union from my Politics class this year, and this gave me a good little laugh. Hope you guys like it, it was taken from Kocta from scale18.com

"The European Union commissioners have announced
that agreement has been reached to adopt English
as the preferred language for European communications,
rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government
conceded that English spelling had some room
for improvement and had accepted a five-year phased plan
for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short).

In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c".
Sertainly, sivil servants will resieve this news with joy.
Also, the hard "c" will be replaced with "k". Not only will
this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have
one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year,
when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced by "f".
This will make words like "fotograf" 20 persent shorter.

In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be
expected to reach the stage where more komplikated
changes are possible.

Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters,
which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.
Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"
in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go.

By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps
such as replasing "th" by "z" and "w" by "v".

During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from
vords containing "ou" and similar changes vud be of kors
be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil
be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi
tu understand ech ozer.

Ze drem vil finali kum tru!!!"

Talking about German conspiracy :lol

Discussion Starter · #3 ·
:lol :lol :lol Every German I've ever met really talks like that... They must have taken the advanced course. Now they'll make us all talk like that... Canada's next :lol :lol :lol

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haha! :lol Now i can translate in just a few easy steps!
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