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heh reminded me this
Ha Ha Ha love itFinally, a place to share my pain!
Since I've been collecting die-casts, I can't seem to get a moment's rest. Sometimes I think these chicks don't want me at all, just a chance to get close to my sweet models!
Some mornings I wake up, after a long, hot night and find her staring at the models. "Hey, I'm over here!" I say, but she ignores me. "I'm not just a piece of meat, you know. I have feelings!"
Everyone knows that gold-digging sluts like Ferrari's. It doesn't matter how big they are, as long as they're red.
Brilliant link Alon!heh reminded me this
You made my day!This subject always makes me think of 40 year old virgin. I fear that Someday, some woman is going to come along and make me not only stop buying models, she is going to make me sell off my collection and invest in a shoe and hand bag store...and she'll even make me think it was my idea.
I used to be married to a woman like that.This subject always makes me think of 40 year old virgin. I fear that Someday, some woman is going to come along and make me not only stop buying models, she is going to make me sell off my collection and invest in a shoe and hand bag store...and she'll even make me think it was my idea.
that is a wonderful compromise!!! she gets her home office and you get yours. except your office is like a 5 year old's dream homeNot sure if I've told this story recently, but when my wife and I first met, I had a one-bedroom apartment, with my collection on shelves, creatively, in the living room. Once she agreed to move to Texas to be with me, I agreed to upgrade to a two-bedroom apartment. When she finally moved in, there we were, in our two-bedroom apartment: one bedroom for us, the other for my ever-expanding collection.
Of course, we now own a three-bedroom house, but the dedication to diecast has not changed. One full bedroom (and a little spillover to other parts of the house) dedicated to my diecast collection, one bedroom is her home office, and the Master Bedroom.
The more things change, the more they stay the same.
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