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you find yourself using the excuse "yo, but you gots twice as many cylindas, dude" after EVERY race

... you drive a 4 door 'type R'

... you have stickers that even most Bathurst participants don't get

... you have stickers for parts you dont have

... you refer to 50hp as the 'big shot'

... your car has so much camber it can drive on its side

... your exhaust tip diameter is 4 times the inner muffler diameter

... you have 'power by' anything anywhere on a car made by the engine manufacturer

... birds make nests on your spoiler because its taller than the trees

... you sell wiz for the image...not the money

... you have 'N/T' polished on the side of car and you dont know what bracket racing is

... you will only race if the other guy removes four sparkplugs

... you can't race uphills

... you have "All Motor" emblazoned on your rear hatch right next to your 14.50 dial in

... you brag to have nitrous and have a 14.50 dial in

... your exhaust system for your 1.8L is bigger than most Pro-stock cars

... you spent more money on stickers and stripes than your parents paid for your car

... you go to a performance shop and immediately start rummaging through the decal bin

... your tacho is bigger than your head

... you have a shift light and your car is an automatic

... you refuse to race because it's a "show car"

... your only mods are cut factory springs and a 5" chrome exhaust tip

... your exhaust sounds like a dying Moose

... you have more lights on the front of your car than the USS Voyager

... you brag about a turbo kit that never seems to get installed.

... your bright green $300 air filter is bigger than your engine.

... if your mates call your car *sic* it probably is.

... Wears a baseball cap the wrong way round

... Has more plastic tacked on than on Michael Jackon's face

... Has more neons than a red light district

... Put on huge rims but leaves thr pissy stock brakes behind them

... Has more kW coming out of the boot than the motor
 

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:lol :lol :lol Those are hilarious Malik. Sadly, I see too many ricers around town.
 
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Hilarious stuff!! :lol So funny yet 100% accurate, apart from the 4-Door Type R though - there is a fairly rare four door version of the previous generation Integra Type R :happy
 
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MockingBird said:
... you drive a 4 door 'type R' <---yeap..that's not correct.... there is a 4Door Integra Type-R... limited edition
could be true... I wouldnt have a clue... I didnt write it...
 

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Good stuff, Malik! :lol Hey, did you guys know that every sticker you put on your car adds 5 HP? :lol
 

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there u go... 4door ITR Type-R otherwise known as the DB8...
i wouldn't mind driving one......
once saw one roaring down a short empty stretch.....
the high revving Type-R Vtec engine made quite a sound....



there were some rumours that they were gonna release another limited edition Integra Type-R 4door based on the DC5 model
 

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:lol :lol :lol I was under the impression that only the "R" and "S" stickers raised the hp rating by that much. The trunk mounted park bench OTOH, must be worth at least 15 hp. :giggle :WTF :lol
Oh gosh, I saw one of those "park bench" wings before.....on a Maxima no less...
:yuck
 
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